Top 10 Reasons to Train with Bay Area K-9 Academy

10.	Thinks your cat is a squeak toy!
9.	Thinks, "come" means to take off as fast as you can.
8.	Was expelled from training school for sexually harassing a poodle.
7.	You haven't seen the mailman in weeks!
6.	Your garden hose is now the sprinkler system.
5.	Your dog thinks his name is, "Stop it."
4.	Thinks "fetch" means "bring the neighbor's cat."
3.	Tries to mate with himself in the mirror.
2.	Your favorite shoes are his favorite toys.
1.	The only trick he knows is how to dig under the fence

WHY SHOULD YOU TRAIN YOUR DOG?

NEW BREEDS

SPITZ + CHOW:
SpitzChow, a dog that throws up a lot.
POINTER + SETTER:
Pointsetter, a traditional Christmas Pet
BLOODHOUND + LABRADOR:
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.
MALAMUTE + POINTER:
Mootpoint, ownded by... oh well... it doesn't matter anyway...
COLLIE + MALAMUTE:
Commute, a dog that travels to work.
BULL TERRIER + SHITZU:
Bullshitzu, a gregarious but unreliable breed.
DEERHOUND + TERRIER:
Derriere, a dog that it true to the end.